Flocations now valuated at 1.6M in a combination of cash and fruit | Silicon Straits

Wah, EXTREME RATE! I think I will close shop on 4th of May and show up at JFDI, see if anyone wants to buy Flocation shares. If not, I will offer them S$1,000 for 5% and if they want to counter offer, maybe I will also throw in lifetime supply of fresh vegetables lah. Steady bom pi pi!

Silicon Straits did a wonderful piece on us that I could hardly comprehend. Apparently, Google translate does not do Hokkien so I had to ask a few people to interpret and the news is good! Silicon Straits has just made an investment counter-offer to Angel’s Gate with an attached 1.6M valuation… plus we get free vegetables for a lifetime!

Our value is proven one more time… now with free veggies for life!!! The team is very excited as we are all starting to develop a rare form of nerd scurvy and we can’t afford to lose any more teeth.

For the lifetime supply of vegetables Silicon Straits has offered, it would amount to $1/day per person and would accumulate to $4/day to support the founding team.
We are around 30years old, hence we still have around 55 years to live so 55 is now defined as our “lifetime”.

55 years * 365 days per year * $4 per day for veggies = $80k Investment
at 5% that’s a 1.6M valuation!!!

Thanks for boosting our Valuation, Silicon Straits, the team cordially accepts your offer and are eagerly anticipating their daily ration of fruit.


The Team.

One thought on “Flocations now valuated at 1.6M in a combination of cash and fruit | Silicon Straits

  1. Editor

    You should thank our Angel. He’s the vegetable seller, not us heh.Keep working hard – we at Silicon Straits are looking forward to seeing more cool stuff from Flocations.


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